they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
I totes stole your whore crown.
With great power comes great responsibility.
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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