Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I'm going to CVS to meet the Craigslist guy who is going to buy my underwear. If I don't text you within the next hour, plz assume that I have been abducted by a stranger with an underwear fetish.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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