Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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