If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
Randomize
