Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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