Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
Planet Earth isn't gonna get stoned and watch itself.
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
What can i say, i'm an artist. I think deep thoughts. In between the homoerotica and pterodactyl noises
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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