I just realized that this morning is the first morning i've put on underwear in a week.
I love summer.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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