No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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