I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
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