sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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