I want to walk on stilts...naked
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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