he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
I smoked all his weed and he hasn't noticed yet. But I might need a place to crash when he does
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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