Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize
