I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
and ive been naked for the greater part of the evening. alone, drunk, and naked. i think that is how all great interventions start.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
You yelled "NICE PAJAMAS" at a construction worker wearing a reflective jumpsuit while we rode past on a bike taxi
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
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