how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
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