Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
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