Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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