you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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