I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
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