: am i supposed to send the mass text 'merry christmas!' to my booty calls too?
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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