Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
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