He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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