But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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