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I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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