were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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