Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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