so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I guess the lesson here is that I shouldn't send nudes to elected officials.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
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