Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
you called me at 4 in the morning and invited me over for pasta and a late night viewing of titanic.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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