dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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