I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Randomize
