and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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