So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
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