Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
I just drove by a stop sign that had a used maxi pad stuck to it WHAT THE FUCK
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
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