one might say we're banned from that church
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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