she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
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