I think I died a long time ago.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
It's amazing how many friends she makes simply by carrying that flask of whiskey everywhere she goes.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
There was a selfie of you in the dark pointing at the camera with a duck face. You sent it to my 60 year old mother with the caption "you behave"
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
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