question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
Also, beer. Big fan.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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