We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I think my fart just growled at me.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
So as I left the Australian's hotel room, I said "Welcome to America. You're going to do just fine here."
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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