I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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