? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
You threw away your W2 to make more room in your purse for liquor.
What time is our conjugal visit?
Umm...who is this?
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