who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
We got so high we made milksteak
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
I just blew my weed a kiss
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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