its not stalking. its research.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
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