I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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