Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
Observations from Vegas: #1. Strippers pasties pose a choking hazard. #2. Best. Heimlich. Ever.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Randomize
