i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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