no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
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Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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