she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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