i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
I miss vodka workout Fridays
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
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