apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
You are a genius and a whore.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
