I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I had to brake up with him.
In my experience drinking helps.
You dont want to know why?
Not really. I want to drink.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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