what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
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